childblood: puppetcams: The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s” omfg
sexhaver: i really like the term “breakfast cereal” because it implies the existence of lunch cereals and dinner cereals an possibly even dessert cereals and thats just beautiful
OK! Exclusive: James Maslow Dishes on Working With...
OK!: We hear Gavin DeGraw is guest-starring on tonight’s episode. Was he cool?
James Maslow: So we actually did a scene together, but I never met him. You ask how that’s possible. It’s only a single camera show, so it’s like filming a movie where you can shoot one direction and the rest of it is crew. They had a stand-in read my lines. Then they have to turnaround, set camera and lights and it’s a whole ordeal. And by the time that happens, I came out thinking like, “Oh I get to meet him!” but he left like an hour previously. It’s kind of funny that the two guys who weren’t in the scene with him met him and the two of us who were never even got to meet the guy. The friends I know that are his friends say he’s a great guy, but I never met him so I couldn’t tell ya. But thanks for being on my show though dude, appreciate it.
OK!: James buys a snake in this episode? Discuss.
JM: Yeah, I decide to spend my money, our bonus in the episode on a snake. I’m not really afraid of animals and actually I dig snakes and it was cool at first, but after a week of having that thing like, wrapped around my throat and just hissing….The snake handler is like crocodile hunter, like the nicest guy, but he’s like bat s*** crazy. He’s like sitting there tapping it on the head and I’m like, “don’t do that!” I was pretty cool with it, but it was worse for the actors around me because they had to be in a scene with me. I’m like holding its head and it’s going, “ssssssss.” It scared the crap out of some people.
OK!: That’s terrifying!
JM: We set it on the floor one time and it just took off. I mean, it’s cool when it’s just chillin’ and when you get to pet it and it’s nice, but when it starts to move it’s because it wants warmth. That’s what it’s really seeking out most of the time. You feel like you’re in the wild, man.
OK!: Did the snake make it really difficult to film the scene?
JM: There were times when you had to match continuity, where like the snake’s head was supposed to be like this and we had to do it twenty times because the snake just does what the snake wants to do. You can only train a snake so much, but back to my point, you can only train a snake so much (laughs).
OK!: Did you specifically request that you wanted to work with the snake instead of the other three guys?
JM: No, they wrote it and the day before we were shooting they double-checked like, “You’re cool with this right?” They know me, I’m really not going to say no to anything, I’m pretty cool. That’s why production laughed when I said, “If it bites me I’m going to be rich.” If this one bit you it would hurt, but it wouldn’t, well it’s got an inch and a half fang, but it’s not gonna kill you. But that’s why you’ve got a snake trainer there so hopefully before I passed out he would come and help me out. (laughs).
OK!: What do the other three guys buy with their bonuses? Anything as crazy as a snake?
JM: Logan just tips everybody, which is actually pretty funny, he gets so into tipping that he just spends all his money. Kendall invests in stocks and someone like, misses the orange stock and actually buys $5,000 worth of oranges, so that’s a pretty funny storyline. Carlos in some ways is wise with it and hires an assistant which is a good use of your money when you have no time, except he overpaid the assistant. Although his guy kind of ends up working out, so it’s a funny storyline. It comes full circle at the end of it and it was fun to film.
thecouscousqueen: grrrlfever: Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.” I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
thesparebedroom: yousopugly: Do you ever try to pinpoint the exact moment your life started revolving around two people who you don’t even know?
drunktrophywife: if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
harperhug: athunderbattle: drownedinblissfulconfusion: endermisha: bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life spread your wings, baby! you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BAKUGAN???? What’s a bakugan?
harperhug: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
castiel-angel-of-the-lord: thearcticmuser: if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Johnny Depp: Yes.
A poem begins with a lump in the throat.– Robert Frost (via scabpicker)
turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up
thebrothersjonas: don’t try and fuck with me when it comes to harry potter i live and breathe harry potter it’s my life