Not So Ordinary After All

“She’s a wonderful girl. She’s caring, she’s so easy to get...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:46:50 -0400

“She’s a wonderful girl. She’s caring, she’s so easy to get along with, so understanding about my crazy schedule-and now that she has a busy schedule of her own we’re making that work. She is just so happy all the time, it’s nice to be around her because it rubs off.”

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Fri, 24 May 2013 06:24:28 -0400

inthelightinthesound: you don’t know you’re beautiful.

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:59:28 -0400

inthelightinthesound:

you don’t know you’re beautiful.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 05:59:15 -0400

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

childblood: puppetcams: The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:59:03 -0400

childblood:

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

omfg

sexhaver: i really like the term “breakfast cereal” because it implies the existence of lunch...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:58:51 -0400

sexhaver:

i really like the term “breakfast cereal” because it implies the existence of lunch cereals and dinner cereals an possibly even dessert cereals and thats just beautiful

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OK! Exclusive: James Maslow Dishes on Working With a Snake in Tonight's Episode of 'Big Time Rush!'

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:49:35 -0400

OK!: We hear Gavin DeGraw is guest-starring on tonight’s episode. Was he cool?
James Maslow: So we actually did a scene together, but I never met him. You ask how that’s possible. It’s only a single camera show, so it’s like filming a movie where you can shoot one direction and the rest of it is crew. They had a stand-in read my lines. Then they have to turnaround, set camera and lights and it’s a whole ordeal. And by the time that happens, I came out thinking like, “Oh I get to meet him!” but he left like an hour previously. It’s kind of funny that the two guys who weren’t in the scene with him met him and the two of us who were never even got to meet the guy. The friends I know that are his friends say he’s a great guy, but I never met him so I couldn’t tell ya. But thanks for being on my show though dude, appreciate it.

OK!: James buys a snake in this episode? Discuss.
JM: Yeah, I decide to spend my money, our bonus in the episode on a snake. I’m not really afraid of animals and actually I dig snakes and it was cool at first, but after a week of having that thing like, wrapped around my throat and just hissing….The snake handler is like crocodile hunter, like the nicest guy, but he’s like bat s*** crazy. He’s like sitting there tapping it on the head and I’m like, “don’t do that!” I was pretty cool with it, but it was worse for the actors around me because they had to be in a scene with me. I’m like holding its head and it’s going, “ssssssss.” It scared the crap out of some people.

OK!: That’s terrifying!
JM: We set it on the floor one time and it just took off. I mean, it’s cool when it’s just chillin’ and when you get to pet it and it’s nice, but when it starts to move it’s because it wants warmth. That’s what it’s really seeking out most of the time. You feel like you’re in the wild, man.

OK!: Did the snake make it really difficult to film the scene?
JM: There were times when you had to match continuity, where like the snake’s head was supposed to be like this and we had to do it twenty times because the snake just does what the snake wants to do. You can only train a snake so much, but back to my point, you can only train a snake so much (laughs).

OK!: Did you specifically request that you wanted to work with the snake instead of the other three guys?
JM: No, they wrote it and the day before we were shooting they double-checked like, “You’re cool with this right?” They know me, I’m really not going to say no to anything, I’m pretty cool. That’s why production laughed when I said, “If it bites me I’m going to be rich.” If this one bit you it would hurt, but it wouldn’t, well it’s got an inch and a half fang, but it’s not gonna kill you. But that’s why you’ve got a snake trainer there so hopefully before I passed out he would come and help me out. (laughs).

OK!: What do the other three guys buy with their bonuses? Anything as crazy as a snake?
JM: Logan just tips everybody, which is actually pretty funny, he gets so into tipping that he just spends all his money. Kendall invests in stocks and someone like, misses the orange stock and actually buys $5,000 worth of oranges, so that’s a pretty funny storyline. Carlos in some ways is wise with it and hires an assistant which is a good use of your money when you have no time, except he overpaid the assistant. Although his guy kind of ends up working out, so it’s a funny storyline. It comes full circle at the end of it and it was fun to film.

alicer5: Well… I was bored on Maths and I was thinking about R5...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:27:54 -0400

alicer5:

Well… I was bored on Maths and I was thinking about R5 so…

tbequitationn: americanquarterhorselover: Have I mentioned...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:21:23 -0400

tbequitationn:

americanquarterhorselover:

Have I mentioned that Rachel Alexandra is my favorite racehorse?

^We can be great friends my dear. RA all day everyday. <3

babyshibe: xn—lowtax: weasel sad. weasel do good job hunting...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:21:17 -0400

babyshibe:

xn—lowtax:

weasel sad. weasel do good job hunting every day, bring lots of food. weasel good at weasel, but people say weasel is least weasel. why cant weasel be most weasel? life is difficult

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Fri, 24 May 2013 05:21:10 -0400

bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:20:56 -0400

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

thecouscousqueen: grrrlfever: Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:20:28 -0400

thecouscousqueen:

grrrlfever:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:20:18 -0400

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

alyshalikespink: 808? that’s from hawaii

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:19:47 -0400

alyshalikespink:

808? that’s from hawaii

soheeisamasian: prettyoddx: walkers-and-mutts: OMG, look at...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:18:52 -0400

soheeisamasian:

prettyoddx:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

ehhh this doesn’t really look like jennif-WHAT THE FUCK

I was just like oh eh then wig and looks up and HOLY SHIT

thesparebedroom: yousopugly: Do you ever try to pinpoint the exact moment your life started...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:13:23 -0400

thesparebedroom:

yousopugly:

Do you ever try to pinpoint the exact moment your life started revolving around two people who you don’t even know?

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:13:11 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.